the ditty bag

trash your expectations.

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refined

look at those folds.

Ever looked at a garbage bag and thought, I wish this could be my daily go-to bag? Yeah, neither have I. But that didn’t stop me from crafting the ultimate daily bag that will look good even with your worst outfit.

Imagine a trash bag having a midlife crisis and trying to be cool. This bag is the complete opposite. It’s sleek, stylish, and practical, with enough room to carry your garbage and look sexy doing it.

zip it

discreet closure.

There is a company that rhymes with seeaga that tried to make something similar. Cool, but they missed the mark. Their bag is $2450, awkwardly sized and it doesn’t even have a zipper.

The Ditty Bag is 40 times cheaper, perfectly sized and has a hidden zipper for easy access. Innovation. Now you can rest easy knowing that the book that you always carry but never read can be within reach.

colorful

black, blue, white—your call.

After hiring a color expert with connections to a fashion trend forecasting agency, we created a perfect color harmony between the bag and the strap. That’s what I would say if I could afford such experts or if those forecasts weren’t just a scheme. But in reality? I just picked colors I think look great together.

versatile

knot your average bag.

The Ditty Bag features my special strap system so you can wear it any way you like—sling, two-strap, or shoulder carry. Consider it the anti-back pain solution. Skip the chiropractor and drop your cash here instead, you’re welcome.

Fun Fact: the paracord strap can handle 550 lbs, which is roughly the weight of 250 average-sized bowling balls.

finite

non-renewable product.

If you’re still reading, it means you’re seriously considering this. Don’t let indecision win. This bag isn’t just another accessory—it’s a handcrafted piece made with materials that aren’t being sold anymore. Seriously, I could barely find the fabric for this project.

I’m not making this bag again, so if you want to grab something truly unique, now’s the time. Don’t miss out. Click ‘Buy’ before it’s gone for good.

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slick black

smooth faux leather

orange paracord strap

buttery drape

very blue

polyurethane coating

white paracord strap

crisp, rubbery feel

frost white

coated nylon

blue paracord strap

translucent effect